Oh Hell No!

So a lot of people thinks that I am dating this guy but OH HELL NO! I mean where is the humanity gone to? Can't a guy and a girl be just friends? I mean I have more guy friends than girls and I don't even feel attracted to any of them. 

If your friends think that then fuck them! Not literally though. Just be friend who you want to be with and if anyone says " oh do you go out with him/her?" "You two look cute together" tell them if they want to go out with a llama and they would look cute with a llama. I just can't get a break.